 | The good news: You took a cute photo. The Bad news: A furious soggy ball of claws and hate is about to fall on your naked genitals. | Andy_R Rating: 80 |
 | He who controls the spice, controls the universe | Fishcat Rating: 57 |
 | This ballet is a heartrending tribute to those who died in the 9/11 attacks, made all the more poigniant by the beautifully choreographed ballet moves of the lead dancer, Tiddles. A must see! - New York Times | Andy_R Rating: 54 |
 | Please hold. Your call to dial-a-cat is important to us and you will be connected to the next avaialble operator. Please hold. Your call to dial-a-cat is important to us and you will be connected to the next avaialble operator... | Andy_R Rating: 50 |
 | I hate you, and my thinking cat is pondering the method of your demise | NoMoreFaith Rating: 48 |
 | You want to do WHAT to my ovaries?! | Charly Rating: 47 |
 | After that first bad trip experience, tiddles never touched catnip again | Andy_R Rating: 41 |
 | You shall not burn my cardboard Reichstag! | MillyiggZ Rating: 40 |
 | Damn estate agents! I asked for compact, but this is taking the piss | Meowsy Rating: 37 |
 | In all the excitement he had forgotten that a door is a rubbish get away vehicle | Keak Da Sneak Rating: 37 |