250 kittens. 11834 captions. 100% pointless.
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The good news: You took a cute photo. The Bad news: A furious soggy ball of claws and hate is about to fall on your naked genitals.

Andy_R
Rating: 80

He who controls the spice, controls the universe

Fishcat
Rating: 57

This ballet is a heartrending tribute to those who died in the 9/11 attacks, made all the more poigniant by the beautifully choreographed ballet moves of the lead dancer, Tiddles. A must see! - New York Times

Andy_R
Rating: 54

Please hold. Your call to dial-a-cat is important to us and you will be connected to the next avaialble operator. Please hold. Your call to dial-a-cat is important to us and you will be connected to the next avaialble operator...

Andy_R
Rating: 50

I hate you, and my thinking cat is pondering the method of your demise

NoMoreFaith
Rating: 48

You want to do WHAT to my ovaries?!

Charly
Rating: 47

After that first bad trip experience, tiddles never touched catnip again

Andy_R
Rating: 41

You shall not burn my cardboard Reichstag!

MillyiggZ
Rating: 40

Damn estate agents! I asked for compact, but this is taking the piss

Meowsy
Rating: 37

In all the excitement he had forgotten that a door is a rubbish get away vehicle

Keak Da Sneak
Rating: 37

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